LOL MUST READ NIGERIANS FACT

1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after death,
they still work as ancestors, collecting kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic Schnapps.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to know
whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just pick the hand
and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones
with guys. That's where the truth is
5. No matter how expensive your Wrist
watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100 weddings and
you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
8. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.
9. A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of
a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a
man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend
is afraid of a cockroach. That's life
10. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM -
5Mins ago . Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE -
2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in
kerosene
11. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the
2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but
Women Still retain the 1st position
12. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever
made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate
carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison
break
13. To those who commit suicide; why are you So
selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people
are looking for who to use for money rituals?
14. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in
the Bible. So if any guy calls you an angel, na
wash ooooo.
15. And if after reading this u refuse to
laff,devil dey dance shakiti bobo for your
head.Great morning n happy sunday....#