MY MANCHESTER UNITED WIFE QUALITIES APLLY

QUALITIES OF MY FUTURE WIFE:
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1. She Must be a Manchester united fan.
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2. Non of Her Parents Should like Chelsea.
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3. She Must be a FAN OF Rooney, Mata and
Depay.
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4. Manchester united should be her Dream Land.
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5. In case she need a house cleaner, a
Chelsea fan can be hired.
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6. All the House Hold
Equipment must be Manchester united
Customized.
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7. Beside Heaven, Manchester united is our
Second
Home.
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8. Our Kids must Learn how to Spell " Manchester
united
F.C and speak "English" first
before understanding 1 1.
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9. Her favorite colour must be Manchester united
COLORS.
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10. Anything with the Color BLUE must be Used
in Toilet
Cleaning.
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11. Manchester united anthem must be our house
anthem.
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12 The theme of Manchester united anthem must
be
used as the RINGTONE, CALLER RINGTONE and
ALARM of
every phone in the house.
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13 Every lose for Manchester united
is tantamount to 3 days fasting and Prayers for
the team.
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14. Severe injury to ROONEY.....Wife and children
must
mourn until he recovers.
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15. Should ONE of these
rules be broken....WIFE LEAVES!